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CHICKEN TIKKA (AND THE STRANGE FACE)
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CHICKEN TIKKA (AND THE STRANGE FACE)

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The place was up on this strip mall off Greenville
First time you would eat at this fast casual Indian restaurant
They're coming up all over Texas as these suburban Indians live out their
Scheme to fatten up all the Native Texans and render them invalids
You had to support the brown man
And their tubs of clarified butter
Marinating the chicken in the back of this place

You walk in and there's a big LCD screen and a menu bar

A little refrigerator in the front up next to the cash register
And another one to the side of the thing
Cartons of mango lassi and grape drink
The other one had Coke
Whenever you go to one of these things
You face a 25% probability that the person ahead of you in line
Has never had Indian food and is confused by the menu
You stand there and watch them hem and haw
Holding up the line

You remain quiet and pretend to ruminate about the menu choices
When you already know that there is no choice at least no reasonable choice other than chicken tikka masala

With a garlic naan and a mango lassi

If it's a special occasion you will add the saag paneer
Today it's a black lady with a strange face that you remember from the
Basement floor of the hospital where you work at
Deep in the catacombs of this hospital you remember this woman
Ambling through the back hallways on the way to the operating rooms
By the supply department where they wash all the instruments and the
Scissors and the knives and the bladder blades and the scalpels and the
Like but you never thought you'd see the same lady from the hallway
Standing in front of you hemming and hawing about what to order at

This fast casual Indian restaurant

She is the only thing standing between you and a hot dinner
"Is that spicy? What's in the number 5? Can I get extra sauce? Would I like
The sauce? Are you really from India? How long has this place been open?
Do you take personal checks?"
You feel this sensation. You know what this feeling is. 

This is what the mystics refer to as "Time Rape"

Hospital administrators love this attack
It's the equivalent of physical rape, but it is done through subterfuge
And squandering of precious time. It is most effective when the perpetrator
Is able to create an aura of innocense
To project that they don't know that they are in fact raping you of your time

Second by second

At this point you have a choice - go home without the food or stand there
And let it happen, justing leaning into this violation of your personal time.
You've done it before. Hell that's what got your career this far.
Deep in the foggy trenches of medicine, where diseases lie
And where middle aged black women in yoga pants order
Chicken tikka masala while everybody waits.

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